About Us

We exist because most wellness companies are full of shit.

That's not us being edgy. That's just the truth.

The supplement industry is littered with miracle cures, fake science, and products designed to separate desperate people from their money. Flashy marketing. Bold claims. Zero substance.

We started this company because we were tired of watching people get burned by products that don't work and companies that don't care.

Our Philosophy

Simple: Solve real problems with real solutions.

We don't create products because they're trendy or because some influencer can shill them. We create products that address actual issues people are dealing with — issues that often get ignored, misunderstood, or treated with the wrong solutions entirely.

If we can't find legitimate evidence that something works, we don't sell it. Period.

If we wouldn't use it ourselves, we don't ask you to.

What Makes Us Different

We talk to you like adults.

No fake testimonials. No "doctors hate this one trick" bullshit. No before-and-after photos that are obviously photoshopped.

Just honest communication about what our products do, how they work, and who they're for.

We're not here to manipulate you into buying. We're here to give you the information you need to make a smart decision. If our product isn't right for you, we'll tell you that too.

Our Guarantee

90 days. Not 30. Ninety.

Most companies do 30-day guarantees because they know you'll forget to return it by day 31. That's the game.

We do 90 days because we actually believe our products work. Three full months to try it. If it doesn't work, full refund. No questions asked.

That's not standard in this industry. But we're not interested in being standard.

Who We Are

We're a small team that gives a shit about doing this right.

We're not some faceless corporation optimizing for quarterly profits. We're real people who read every email, answer every question, and constantly work to make our products and service better.

When you have an issue, you're talking to someone who actually cares about solving it. Not a script-reading support bot. Not an outsourced call center. Us.

Our Commitment

We'll never bullshit you.

If research emerges that contradicts what we thought we knew, we'll tell you.

If a product isn't working as well as it should, we'll fix it or pull it.

If you're not happy, we'll make it right.

This isn't complicated. It's just treating people with basic respect and honesty.

Most companies in this space can't even clear that incredibly low bar.

We can. And we do.

Thanks for being here.

Whether you end up buying from us or not, we appreciate you taking the time to read this and consider what we're building.

If you've got questions, concerns, or just want to tell us we're full of shit (we can take it), reach out. We're listening.

— The Team